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15 Halloween Costumes That No Man Should Be Allowed To Wear

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There are some things that men just should not be in charge of, and one of those things is selecting their wardrobe — even if it’s a Halloween costume.

Here are 15 terrible male Halloween costumes.

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15. Spice Rack

Spice Rack
Clever, but how degrading.
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Clever, but how degrading.

14. One Night Stand

One Night Stand
Guys, please note that most women actually don't want a one-night stand.
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Guys, please note that most women actually don't want a one-night stand.

13. Toaster

Toaster
This is just weird.
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This is just weird.

12. Tampon

Tampon
Dude, really?
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Dude, really?

11. Road Kill

Road Kill
Now that's just mean.
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Now that's just mean.

10. Pizza Delivery

Pizza Delivery
Want that with or without Peckeroni?
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Want that with or without Peckeroni?

9. Breathalyzer

Breathalyzer
One word: disgusting.
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One word: disgusting.

8. Stripper Pole

Stripper Pole
A "dream" costume for most men.
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A "dream" costume for most men.

7. Beer Lady

Beer Lady
Tacky, trashy and tasteless.
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Tacky, trashy and tasteless.

6. Ball Pit

Ball Pit
Steer clear, children!
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Steer clear, children!

5. Toilet

Toilet
This costume is rather crappy if you ask me.
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This costume is rather crappy if you ask me.

4. Prison Rape

Prison Rape
This is not okay.
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This is not okay.

3. Condom

Condom
At least he's being safe?
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At least he's being safe?

2. Banana Man

Banana Man
In your dreams, buddy.
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In your dreams, buddy.

1. Construction Worker

Construction Worker
Wow, you really can make anything inappropriate.
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Wow, you really can make anything inappropriate.