15 Weapons You Wish 'Call Of Duty' Had

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15 Weapons You Wish 'Call Of Duty' Had

15 Weapons You Wish 'Call Of Duty' Had

We can admit Call Of Duty is across-the-board, pretty awesome. But what if you could get weapons with just that added edge? Stuff like these...

Non-Washable, High-Vis Paint Bomb

Non-Washable, High-Vis Paint Bomb
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Non-Washable, High-Vis Paint Bomb

Non-Washable, High-Vis Paint Bomb
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This is especially handy when you have a friend who thinks he's American Sniper or something. Let the paint blow up in his face, and you'll never lose sight of him again.

Get The Girl From The Apartment Downstairs To Knock On The Door

Get The Girl From The Apartment Downstairs To Knock On The Door
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Get The Girl From The Apartment Downstairs To Knock On The Door

Get The Girl From The Apartment Downstairs To Knock On The Door
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You're in an epic firefight, but Kelli-with-an-i from 4G wants to borrow your can opener. And there's no pausing online play...

Slim Jim Airdrop

Slim Jim Airdrop
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Slim Jim Airdrop

Slim Jim Airdrop
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You're pinned down, so you call in the Osprey to drop a few bundles of Slim Jims on your position. If you're going to have to shoot your way out, you may as well snap in if you want a chance of making it back.

Fragmenting Milkbone Grenade

Fragmenting Milkbone Grenade
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Fragmenting Milkbone Grenade

Fragmenting Milkbone Grenade
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Josh always has to use the dog perk. Always. Then you have a dog charging at you and you feel like an awful person shooting a dog in the face. Throw the Milkbone grenade just a little downrange... and the dog goes after that, and not you, thus allowing you to knife Josh in the back for being such a tool.

Flashbang That Looks Like Network Lag

Flashbang That Looks Like Network Lag
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Flashbang That Looks Like Network Lag

Flashbang That Looks Like Network Lag
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Once the ordinary flashbang goes off, the player's screen starts freezing, then going back, then pausing -- making them think they've got lag. A great way to get that one player who's dominating, to rage quit.

Fill The Other Team's Headsets With The Sound Of Screaming Children

Fill The Other Team's Headsets With The Sound Of Screaming Children
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Fill The Other Team's Headsets With The Sound Of Screaming Children

Fill The Other Team's Headsets With The Sound Of Screaming Children
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"Move around the hill on my signa--" "AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

Remind Your Opponent Of The Geneva Conventions

Remind Your Opponent Of The Geneva Conventions
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Remind Your Opponent Of The Geneva Conventions

Remind Your Opponent Of The Geneva Conventions
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Somewhere around 85% of what you do in Call Of Duty is a blatant violation of the Geneva Conventions, but it's a video game so who cares? But what if you could make the other team have to abide by the Conventions, complete with the threat of war crime prosecutions? While you blissfully give No Quarter and blow up ambulances.

Full-Auto Cat Gun

Full-Auto Cat Gun
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Full-Auto Cat Gun

Full-Auto Cat Gun
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There's two benefits to shooting cats at your opponent. Their initial reaction of "Aww, kitty!" and the cat's reaction to claw everything in sight because cats don't like being fired from guns. Bonus? The stupid dog chases them.

PsyOps Leaflets

PsyOps Leaflets
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PsyOps Leaflets

PsyOps Leaflets
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It's like calling in an airstrike, but with propaganda leaflets instead of bombs. It flutters down, the enemy looks at it and thinks "Hmmm, maybe I am fighting for the wrong side." Then you've got 'em.

Bugs Bunny Dressed As A Girl

Bugs Bunny Dressed As A Girl
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Bugs Bunny Dressed As A Girl

Bugs Bunny Dressed As A Girl
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Nobody can resist va-va-va-voom Bugs Bunny when he's in a dress and a wig. It worked on Elmer Fudd and it'll work on xXSykoJersey_86Xx just as well -- if not better. Once girl Bugs Bunny wanders over to the other foxhole, and has him distracted... frag 'em.

Smack Your Teammate In The Face For Screwing Up

Smack Your Teammate In The Face For Screwing Up
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Smack Your Teammate In The Face For Screwing Up

Smack Your Teammate In The Face For Screwing Up
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You ran into the machine gun nest, why would you do that?!?! Get over here, Chad... right now. What did the five fingers say to the face, Chad? SLAP!

The Memory Erasing Flasher Thing From MiB

The Memory Erasing Flasher Thing From MiB
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The Memory Erasing Flasher Thing From MiB

The Memory Erasing Flasher Thing From MiB
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If you can sneak up to knife someone, you can sneak up to flash-erase their memory. "Where am I? Why am I here? How do I work this?" Send them home confused and disgraced.

Photos Of The Enemy With Their Family

Photos Of The Enemy With Their Family
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Photos Of The Enemy With Their Family

Photos Of The Enemy With Their Family
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Sure you can put a sniper scope on someone, but when a human face pops up? "Oh, wait a sec... this guy has a family. I can't shoot him." Ha ha, joke's on you. He's a video game character! Pwned!

The Shame Gun

The Shame Gun
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The Shame Gun

The Shame Gun
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Custom guns are pretty lame. But if you get one that is so obnoxious that it adds insult to injury? Bonus! "You just got shot by a leopard print Coach rifle! AHHH HAA!!" He'll never show his face in the Game Lobby again.

Text Message Alert Tone Grenade

Text Message Alert Tone Grenade
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Text Message Alert Tone Grenade

Text Message Alert Tone Grenade
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The grenade seems to do nothing. Until 3 seconds later, when it repeatedly plays a text message alert tone. The natural response is to check it. There's nothing, and guess who just got fragged.

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