Walk Like An Astronaut Wednesday 11/18: I Do What I Want

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Don’t tell me what to do. You don’t know my life. I don’t follow your rules, Society!

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15. Shut Up, Sign

Shut Up, Sign Imgur
I'll smoke and take pictures all I want.

I'll smoke and take pictures all I want.

14. It's The Best Part

It's The Best Part Pinterest
Nobody likes the end pieces, Diane!!

Nobody likes the end pieces, Diane!!

13. Coffee Time Is When We Say It Is

Coffee Time Is When We Say It Is Facebook
I don't care what the bag says, Chad. We're making coffee.

I don't care what the bag says, Chad. We're making coffee.

12. Free Dive

Free Dive Facebook
Water is where we dive. Be okay with that.

Water is where we dive. Be okay with that.

11. Check And Check

Check And Check Pinterest
What are you gonna do? Arrest me?

What are you gonna do? Arrest me?

10. Jenga!!

Jenga!! Pinterest
I don't care if we're on a roller coaster, Jen. Dave and I are playing Jenga and that's all there is to it.

I don't care if we're on a roller coaster, Jen. Dave and I are playing Jenga and that's all there is to it.

9. I've Got This One, Mom

I've Got This One, Mom Pinterest
Why don't you go get yourself some coffee or something, Mom. I can take it from here.

Why don't you go get yourself some coffee or something, Mom. I can take it from here.

8. Boot This

Boot This Pinterest
You can't stop me, cops. And now you need a new boot.

You can't stop me, cops. And now you need a new boot.

7. Down The Toilet

Down The Toilet Pinterest
That's where my respect for your rules went. Straight. Down. The. Toilet.

That's where my respect for your rules went. Straight. Down. The. Toilet.

6. Your Move, DirecTV

Your Move, DirecTV Pinterest
Let's see what you've got for me.

Let's see what you've got for me.

5. Magic Touch

Magic Touch Imgur
I will touch this box all I want. So there.

I will touch this box all I want. So there.

4. Taking A Ride

Taking A Ride Pinterest
Maybe we WANT to ride on shoulders. So there.

Maybe we WANT to ride on shoulders. So there.

3. RIght Over The Line

RIght Over The Line Pinterest
The dogs are clearly in charge now. And we welcome that.

The dogs are clearly in charge now. And we welcome that.

2. Feel The Way

Feel The Way Imgur
It won't be pretty, but he'll get you there.

It won't be pretty, but he'll get you there.

1. Floods. Psshh.

Floods. Psshh. Reddit
Yeah, try putting THIS fire out. Stupid flood.

Yeah, try putting THIS fire out. Stupid flood.

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