15 Things Every Groom Thinks On His Wedding Day

Your wedding day is a roller coaster of emotions, even for the groom. There is a lot that goes through one’s mind when they are about to take the plunge. Those thoughts range from normal to irrational, but you aren’t alone in thinking them. Here is what goes through almost every groom’s mind on their wedding day.

15. I Don’t Want To Be In Front of Everyone

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It is well known that public speaking is one of the biggest fears in the world. People hate being the center of attention for the most part. On your wedding day it is you and your bride and a few friends standing up there. Nobody is looking at the friends. They are looking at you and your bride. But don’t worry, they are really looking at her. Then they will look at the both of you during that first dance.

It is well known that public speaking is one of the biggest fears in the world. People hate being the center of attention for the most part. On your wedding day it is you and your bride and a few friends standing up there. Nobody is looking at the friends. They are looking at you and your bride. But don’t worry, they are really looking at her. Then they will look at the both of you during that first dance.

14. I Can’t Wait Until She Comes Out

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Right before the ceremony the groom usually stands up at the altar all by himself, or with a few groomsmen. The truth is, you are the center of attention for a few moments. Her side is looking at you to see if you are happy to be getting married. Your side is looking at you with pride and love. Then when she comes out nobody cares about you. Oh, and there is also wanting to see what she looks like on her special day. That's the best part.

Right before the ceremony the groom usually stands up at the altar all by himself, or with a few groomsmen. The truth is, you are the center of attention for a few moments. Her side is looking at you to see if you are happy to be getting married. Your side is looking at you with pride and love. Then when she comes out nobody cares about you. Oh, and there is also wanting to see what she looks like on her special day. That's the best part.

13. Don’t Pass Out

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Seriously, when nerves get involved your body can do some weird things. If you are getting married outside on a hot day you can easily overheat so make sure you are hydrated (this will also come in handy when you drink). Don’t lock your legs and keep that blood flowing.

Seriously, when nerves get involved your body can do some weird things. If you are getting married outside on a hot day you can easily overheat so make sure you are hydrated (this will also come in handy when you drink). Don’t lock your legs and keep that blood flowing.

12. Thank God, She Showed Up

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You might know she is at the church or whatever place you are getting married, but it is another thing for her to appear and walk down the aisle. There is always a fear that she leaves you standing there which would be really embarrassing.

You might know she is at the church or whatever place you are getting married, but it is another thing for her to appear and walk down the aisle. There is always a fear that she leaves you standing there which would be really embarrassing.

11. Don’t Mess Up

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Whether you like it or not, you are going to do some public speaking. They are your vows. You will think about not messing up. Just know every other groom has had the same thoughts.

Whether you like it or not, you are going to do some public speaking. They are your vows. You will think about not messing up. Just know every other groom has had the same thoughts.

10. Pay Attention

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It is easy to get lost in the individual moments and even the bigger moment itself. Really easy. Pay attention to the officiant or priest or whomever and be a pro.

It is easy to get lost in the individual moments and even the bigger moment itself. Really easy. Pay attention to the officiant or priest or whomever and be a pro.

9. Don’t Cry

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It is easy to get emotional. You might see her cry and then it might be a blubbering lovefest with tears and all. Don’t do it. Think about something else, but pay attention to the officiant. Close attention. Their voice should be enough to keep you grounded. Or make you cry.

It is easy to get emotional. You might see her cry and then it might be a blubbering lovefest with tears and all. Don’t do it. Think about something else, but pay attention to the officiant. Close attention. Their voice should be enough to keep you grounded. Or make you cry.

8. Is She Really Going To Say Yes?

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She said yes once when you asked her. She showed up. She walked down the aisle. She is pretty much going to say yes or Ashton Kutcher will pop out and explain how you’ve been punked.

She said yes once when you asked her. She showed up. She walked down the aisle. She is pretty much going to say yes or Ashton Kutcher will pop out and explain how you’ve been punked.

7. I Hope I Don’t Have To Fart

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This is a thought every man has out in public. Even more so when they are standing in front of a crowd of loved ones where the only sound at certain times is one person talking.

This is a thought every man has out in public. Even more so when they are standing in front of a crowd of loved ones where the only sound at certain times is one person talking.

6. If We Have A Daughter Her Wedding Isn’t Going To Be Like This

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It is easy to think that now, when you know the cost and know how damned expensive it is. You will think that if your daughter gets married she will not have such an expensive wedding. I got news for you pal, it will be even more expensive.

It is easy to think that now, when you know the cost and know how damned expensive it is. You will think that if your daughter gets married she will not have such an expensive wedding. I got news for you pal, it will be even more expensive.

5. Thank God, No More Wedding Questions

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Yeah buddy, you made it. No more questions about seating arrangements, what to eat, invitations, who is coming, who won’t show, etc. This is the last of it.

Yeah buddy, you made it. No more questions about seating arrangements, what to eat, invitations, who is coming, who won’t show, etc. This is the last of it.

4. Can This Please Hurry Up

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There are a lot of reasons to get a little impatient. The fun starts after the ceremony. Nobody is really there for that part. People want to party, dance, drink, laugh and have a good time.

There are a lot of reasons to get a little impatient. The fun starts after the ceremony. Nobody is really there for that part. People want to party, dance, drink, laugh and have a good time.

3. I Need A Drink

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Some grooms have one or two before the wedding, but you don’t have one at that moment. You want one. Everyone does. Everyone is waiting for the fun to begin. Don’t worry, she is thinking the same thing.

Some grooms have one or two before the wedding, but you don’t have one at that moment. You want one. Everyone does. Everyone is waiting for the fun to begin. Don’t worry, she is thinking the same thing.

2. I Can’t Wait For the Honeymoon

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Honeymoons are fun. Everyone knows that is what you are really looking forward to. She is too. A nice vacation, some booze and some fun. Who wouldn’t want that?

Honeymoons are fun. Everyone knows that is what you are really looking forward to. She is too. A nice vacation, some booze and some fun. Who wouldn’t want that?

1. I Hope I Don’t Embarrass Myself

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Standing up in public, trying to repeat stuff the officiant or priest says, then partying with your friends. There is a lot that can go wrong. A few drinks, a few laughs and all of a sudden you are doing something stupid. It happens. Don’t be that guy though. Remember to eat in between drinks so you don’t make a fool of yourself in front of every family member and friend you all have.

Standing up in public, trying to repeat stuff the officiant or priest says, then partying with your friends. There is a lot that can go wrong. A few drinks, a few laughs and all of a sudden you are doing something stupid. It happens. Don’t be that guy though. Remember to eat in between drinks so you don’t make a fool of yourself in front of every family member and friend you all have.

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