Guys, These Are Signs That You're a Huge Tool

I’ll be honest, there’s a lot of good guys out there. Sweet, affectionate, intelligent, etc. Even the guys that aren’t necessarily good can be tolerable. And hey, tolerable is fine. They may not be perfect, but they’ll do. But on the other end of the spectrum lives the category of men all women hate, and all men should avoid being: Tools. Quick note: You’re not born a tool, gentlemen. More often than not, you transform into one. In fact, many of you are huge tools and literally have no idea.

Well, I’m here to do you a favor, guys. These are step-by-step directions to avoid being a tool; I’ve literally listed the most common signs of tools (and douche bags). And remember, habits of tools are like gateway drugs. Once you start, you’ll only do more and more. If you’re doing any of the following, stop immediately. I don’t care if you’re guilty of only one thing on this list, it needs to stop. Don’t think about it, don’t analyze it — stop cold turkey. If you don’t, the joke will continue to be on you (you probably didn’t even realize it’s already on you). Even worse, I guarantee you’ll never find a woman. Nobody, and I mean nobody, likes a tool. Sorry, not sorry.

Excessive Use of the Word "Bro"

Excessive Use of the Word "Bro" Pinterest

You Own Two or More Scents of Axe

You Own Two or More Scents of Axe Pinterest

You Wear Schmedium Ed Hardy Or Affliction Shirts

You Wear Schmedium Ed Hardy Or Affliction Shirts Tumblr

You Can't Control Your Alcohol Intake

You Can't Control Your Alcohol Intake Pinterest

Too Much Hair Gel

Too Much Hair Gel Pinterest

You Talk About How Much You Can Lift

You Talk About How Much You Can Lift Pinterest

Your Bill Can't Get Flat Enough

Your Bill Can't Get Flat Enough Pinterest

You Pursue Multiple Women At The Same Time

You Pursue Multiple Women At The Same Time Getty Images

Your Truck is Lifted

Your Truck is Lifted Pinterest

You Go To The Tanning Bed

You Go To The Tanning Bed Pinterest

You Take Gym Selfies

You Take Gym Selfies Pinterest
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SHARE this with your friends who are tools (it's an easy way to drop a hint).

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