Look, it’s no secret that weird stuff happens at the beach — even in America. The best way I can put it is general weirdness is rampant at our beaches, folks. If you don’t believe me, I suggest a trip west to good ol’ Santa Monica. It may be a tourist destination, but that place is the mecca of weird (“Hide your kids, hide your wife!”). Take a stroll around the beach and look at the individuals around you. I guarantee you’ll see some weird things and more importantly, some weird people. So weird that you’ll wish you could un-see them, or at the least, you’ll be super uncomfortable. After taking it all in on the beach, maybe you’ll feel the need to take the weirdness up a notch. Challenge accepted; Hit the pier! How some of these folks (let’s call them ‘beach performers’) are allowed in public is beyond me.
Anyways, we’ve captured some of the weirdest of the weird (or best performances, if you will) on camera and are delighted to share them with you. Maybe you can’t experience the weirdness in person, but you can get a solid snapshot here. Allow me to introduce things (mainly people) at the beach you’ll never be able un-see! Note: Replace every form of the word ‘weird’ with the appropriate form of the word ‘idiot’ and re-read the entire intro. above. You’re welcome.
And that’s all you need to get excited for the summer, folks.
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