Alcohol in moderation is totally cool. Hit the sauce a little too hard, however, and you wind up stranded at sea with a totally effed up car.
Yeah, how’d you like that segue?
This dude clearly has one massive hangover from whatever he was drinking and another from being the tool who wound up destroying his jeep by driving into the ocean. Ah, the things you do under the influence that you would never dream of attempting while sober.